These things can be found in the first floor vending machine.

July 16, 2009

#1: POCARI SWEAT (ion supply drink)

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DID YOU JUST LIFT WEIGHTS? WERE YOU SWEATING A LOT? ARE YOU RUNNING LOW ON IONS? THEN REFUEL WITH POCARI SWEAT AND PUT BACK ALL THAT ESSENTIAL IONIC… SWEAT. BECAUSE THAT IS GOOD FOR YOU?

#2: Let’s Be (mild coffee)

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Hey guys, what’s with all these active verbs? Can’t we just chill? Can’t we just, like, ya know, be? Let’s sway gently to and fro on this swing-set here and enjoy some mild coffee. Because we wouldn’t want to get too excited or anything.

#3 (Not actually from the vending machine.  Thanks to hafbright for the picture.): Mr. Big

“Crisped rice, caramel, & peanuts: When you’re this big, they call you mister.” Double entendre? What’s that? I’m pretty sure whoever they hired to make a nice, PC English translation is cackling maniacally right now while speeding away in a sports car from some poor Korean candy bar manufacturer, a loosely tied sack of money in the back seat, a shameful trail of windblown won in his wake.

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